Please can you just write yourself?
Then I can have fun
(Some of it is pretty interesting though, I’m writing about stomach ulcers at the moment. There’s this guy called Dr Marshall, who gave himself gastritis by drinking a broth containing H. Pylori. He managed to cure himself by treating himself with antibiotics and went on to win a Nobel prize along with a guy called Robin Warren for discovering helicobacter pylori and its importance in gastritis and peptic ulcer disease. The crazy things people do for science! )
(However, i’d still prefer it if my dissertation wrote itself :p )